im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
I live in an area where people can hunt right out their back door and it’s terrifying around this time of the year.
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”